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Puce2207 Bronze 4
Posts : 92 Join date : 2009-10-18 Age : 41 Location : Lost in my dreams
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Khot1 Diamond 2
Posts : 1365 Join date : 2009-10-08 Age : 37 Location : Campina, Romania
| Subject: Re: Littles jokes Thu 04 Mar 2010, 18:07 | |
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ROXX Platinum 2
Posts : 636 Join date : 2009-10-10 Age : 38 Location : Romania
| Subject: Re: Littles jokes Thu 04 Mar 2010, 22:56 | |
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ROXX Platinum 2
Posts : 636 Join date : 2009-10-10 Age : 38 Location : Romania
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ROXX Platinum 2
Posts : 636 Join date : 2009-10-10 Age : 38 Location : Romania
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ROXX Platinum 2
Posts : 636 Join date : 2009-10-10 Age : 38 Location : Romania
| Subject: Re: Littles jokes Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:30 | |
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ROXX Platinum 2
Posts : 636 Join date : 2009-10-10 Age : 38 Location : Romania
| Subject: Re: Littles jokes Wed 17 Mar 2010, 23:29 | |
| I smile though I haven't a reason ...so you can do it - Quote :
- The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.
The student: I walk. You walk .... The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please. The student: I run. You run ... | |
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adu1010 Grand Master Supreme
Posts : 12425 Join date : 2009-10-09 Age : 54 Location : Constanta , Roumania
| Subject: Re: Littles jokes Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:58 | |
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ROXX Platinum 2
Posts : 636 Join date : 2009-10-10 Age : 38 Location : Romania
| Subject: Re: Littles jokes Thu 18 Mar 2010, 21:06 | |
| Thank you, Adu! And a little smile for today : - Quote :
- Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself. | |
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ROXX Platinum 2
Posts : 636 Join date : 2009-10-10 Age : 38 Location : Romania
| Subject: Re: Littles jokes Fri 19 Mar 2010, 19:32 | |
| A smile for today - Quote :
- A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first." The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday." Have a good thinking | |
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ROXX Platinum 2
Posts : 636 Join date : 2009-10-10 Age : 38 Location : Romania
| Subject: Re: Littles jokes Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:18 | |
| A little smile for good friends - Quote :
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees the man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of her car and asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains,"I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry."
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit!?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says...
Hair Spray — Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave.
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Robs999 Platinum 2
Posts : 665 Join date : 2009-10-08 Location : Latvia, Talsi
| Subject: Re: Littles jokes Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:23 | |
| Good joke as always! | |
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ROXX Platinum 2
Posts : 636 Join date : 2009-10-10 Age : 38 Location : Romania
| Subject: Re: Littles jokes Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:20 | |
| Thanks, Robs! | |
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ROXX Platinum 2
Posts : 636 Join date : 2009-10-10 Age : 38 Location : Romania
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ROXX Platinum 2
Posts : 636 Join date : 2009-10-10 Age : 38 Location : Romania
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ROXX Platinum 2
Posts : 636 Join date : 2009-10-10 Age : 38 Location : Romania
| Subject: Re: Littles jokes Thu 25 Mar 2010, 23:49 | |
| - Quote :
Two friends are discussing the possibility of love. "I thought I was in love three times," one friend says.
"How so?" his friend asks.
"Five years ago I deeply cared for a woman who wanted nothing to do with me."
"Was that not love?" his friend asks.
"No," he replies. "That was obsession. And then two years ago I deeply cared for an attractive woman who didn't understand me."
"Was that not love?"
"No," he replies. "That was lust. And just last year I met a woman aboard a cruise ship to the Caribbean. She was smart, funny, and a great conversationalist. And everywhere I followed her on that boat, I would get this strange sensation in the pit of my stomach."
"Was that not love?" his friend asks.
"No," he replies. "That was motion sickness." Is difficult with feelings, especially when we think they exist... " A smile is something you can't give away; it always comes back to you. " | |
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Khot1 Diamond 2
Posts : 1365 Join date : 2009-10-08 Age : 37 Location : Campina, Romania
| Subject: Re: Littles jokes Fri 26 Mar 2010, 09:44 | |
| "To believe in nothing is not believing at all, but betraying all that you stand for" ~ From Me !!! Good jokes Roxana... | |
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ROXX Platinum 2
Posts : 636 Join date : 2009-10-10 Age : 38 Location : Romania
| Subject: Re: Littles jokes Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:44 | |
| "“When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.” It seems common , but it's true and simple. | |
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ROXX Platinum 2
Posts : 636 Join date : 2009-10-10 Age : 38 Location : Romania
| Subject: Re: Littles jokes Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:12 | |
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- Three blonde friends died together in a car wreck. They found themselves standing in front of the pearly gates with St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was about.
The first blonde said, "Easter is a big holiday where we give thanks, have a big feast and eat turkey."
"Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in."
The second blonde said, "Easter is the holiday that we celebrate Jesus' being born of the virgin and give gifts to each other."
"Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in, either."
The third blonde said, "Well, I know what Easter is all about. Easter is a Christian holiday which coincides with the Jewish Passover. After Jesus celebrated Passover with His disciples, He was betrayed by Judas and turned over to the Romans. They crucified Him on a cross. After He died, they buried him in a tomb and put a huge boulder in front of it."
"Very good!" said St. Peter.
The blonde continued. "Now, every year, the Jews roll the stone away and Jesus comes out. If He sees his shadow, we have 6 more weeks of basketball."
St. Peter fainted! Don't worry, I'm also blonde! | |
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adu1010 Grand Master Supreme
Posts : 12425 Join date : 2009-10-09 Age : 54 Location : Constanta , Roumania
| Subject: Re: Littles jokes Tue 30 Mar 2010, 18:22 | |
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ROXX Platinum 2
Posts : 636 Join date : 2009-10-10 Age : 38 Location : Romania
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Khot1 Diamond 2
Posts : 1365 Join date : 2009-10-08 Age : 37 Location : Campina, Romania
| Subject: Re: Littles jokes Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:45 | |
| Great jokes Roxana... Oh, and I made a little post about how I usually listen to music at home... You should check it out !!! | |
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ROXX Platinum 2
Posts : 636 Join date : 2009-10-10 Age : 38 Location : Romania
| Subject: Re: Littles jokes Thu 01 Apr 2010, 21:16 | |
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Khot1 Diamond 2
Posts : 1365 Join date : 2009-10-08 Age : 37 Location : Campina, Romania
| Subject: Re: Littles jokes Thu 01 Apr 2010, 23:08 | |
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ROXX Platinum 2
Posts : 636 Join date : 2009-10-10 Age : 38 Location : Romania
| Subject: Re: Littles jokes Fri 02 Apr 2010, 11:45 | |
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