Littles jokes

Subject: Re: Littles jokes Fri 23 Oct 2009, 15:23

Hello,
New joke

Quote :: A young man looking for a job. It comes in a company and was told:
- You are hired at minimum wage at the beginning, but you can earn much more later.
- In that case, replied the guy, I prefer to return to this point.

Have a good day

Subject: Re: Littles jokes Sat 24 Oct 2009, 13:33

Hello everybody
A new joke for this week-end :

Quote :: Monday at the workshop, a young apprentice complained to his colleague:
- I'm tired of this world of individualists. Nobody is prepared to lift a finger to help others ...
- What makes you say that? asks another.
- Look, this weekend, my brother came to eat at home. As I must fix my Peugeot, I asked him "You could not pay me 100 euro so I can get my scooter?". Well, you believe me if you want, this rotten could have denied me!
And the colleague:
- I warn you right away: I too am a rotten!

Have a good week-end

Subject: Re: Littles jokes Sat 24 Oct 2009, 13:37

Hi,friends!
Very good ,Sarah! Smile

Subject: Re: Littles jokes Sat 24 Oct 2009, 15:02

Hi all friends

Very good joke Sarah . After this jokes it's a very good weekend .

Adu 1010 - Adrian ( host english forum ) king

Subject: Re: Littles jokes Sat 24 Oct 2009, 15:23

You're right,Adrian...often simple things that give meaning things seem complex apparently Smile

Subject: Re: Littles jokes Sat 24 Oct 2009, 15:26

Sorry,don't know if expressed correctly,I hope you understend me:)

Subject: Re: Littles jokes Sat 24 Oct 2009, 15:44

Yes I understand you. I'll try to change it Wink

Quote :: Monday at the workshop, a young apprentice complained to his colleague:
- I'm tired of this world of individualists. Nobody is prepared to lift a finger to help others ...
- What makes you say that? asks another.
- Look, this weekend, my brother came to eat at home. As I must fix my scooter, I asked him "Can you give me 100 euros because I need repare my scooter?". Well, you believe me if you want, this rotten did not help me!
And the colleague:
- I warn you right away: I am a rotten too!

Is it better ?

Subject: Re: Littles jokes Sat 24 Oct 2009, 15:46

It's ok , i understand very well Sarah .

Adu 1010 - Adrian ( host english forum ) Wink

Subject: Re: Littles jokes Sat 24 Oct 2009, 15:51

Great !
I'm very sorry of my english witch is not very good Sad

Subject: Re: Littles jokes Sat 24 Oct 2009, 15:54

I mean that a good joke can change for the better day Smile

and this joke is good ,Sarah!

Smile

Subject: Re: Littles jokes Sat 24 Oct 2009, 15:57

No problem Sarah , you speak english very well .

Adu 1010 - Adrian ( host english forum ) Wink

Subject: Re: Littles jokes Sat 24 Oct 2009, 16:01

Roxx i said the jokes you change the day , well, as a compliment to the best jokes you write on this forum Sarah , and Roxx was referring to what i said .

Adu 1010 - Adrian ( host english forum ) Wink

Subject: Re: Littles jokes Sat 24 Oct 2009, 16:01

No problem ,Sarah ,seriously!
I have a problem with english is why I say I hope you understand me Sad

Sorry!

Subject: Re: Littles jokes Sat 24 Oct 2009, 17:22

We can understand you just fine, don't you worry about it. And great Jokes Sarah... As always.
I'm sorry for not being able to enter the forum so much these past few days, but I've ben really busy, you have no idea... Sad

Oh, well, perhaps tomorrow Smile

Khot1

Subject: Re: Littles jokes Sat 24 Oct 2009, 18:33

I love this forum. I love you

I can progress in english and chat with very nices people. It's very pleasant.

Subject: Re: Littles jokes Sat 24 Oct 2009, 18:39

With so nice and kind people like you Sarah and Roxx is very normal to be so nice to participate in discussions on this forum. Congratulations to Robs and Khot because they made possible, there, this excelent forum.

Adu 1010 - Adrian ( host english forum ) Wink

Subject: Re: Littles jokes Sat 24 Oct 2009, 21:01

You are more than welcome. It was all for you... Very Happy

And we will keep on working to make sure this forum becomes even more well known... Smile

Khot1

Subject: Re: Littles jokes Sun 25 Oct 2009, 03:04

An interesting news , on the french forum says that, as of 1 october not longer valid missions, i did in those days, 4 missions, a new player and are very good. So not correct what he said. Mission soup is not , otherwise , other missions can be. This is reality .

Adu 1010 - Adrian ( host english forum ) Wink

Subject: Re: Littles jokes Sun 25 Oct 2009, 10:06

I'm agree with you,Sarah,I try to progress in english and I like this forum because you are very nice people and I identify with you Smile

Although little time has passed since I joined the forum,I love you,all Embarassed

Have a nice day! Smile

Subject: Re: Littles jokes Sun 25 Oct 2009, 11:58

Yes, great people on this forum. Hopefully more will come. Smile

Adrian, congrats on your new Rank: Novice !!! Smile

You are progressing very fast.
P.S. I calculated that it would take about 2 months, if you enter daily and post here, to reach the final Rank: Forum Legend. (that's 1000+ posts)
Perhaps if many players reach that Rank I'll make a couple more Ranks. Smile

P.S.S. I have a surprise for all of you today !!! Surprised

Khot1

Subject: Re: Littles jokes Sun 25 Oct 2009, 20:59

Whitch surprise? I am eager to know !

Subject: Re: Littles jokes Sun 25 Oct 2009, 21:06

Surprise , it's a second edition on this game Khot1's Challenge . Wednesday at 7 PM Prizee time , it's first day on this game .

Adu 1010 - Adrian ( host english forum ) king

Here it's this game

Subject: Re: Littles jokes Sun 25 Oct 2009, 21:08

OK. I seed that and I'll play as often as possible Very Happy

Now, I'm going look for the joke of the day Laughing

Subject: Re: Littles jokes Sun 25 Oct 2009, 21:44

As promised, the long awaited joke Laughing

Quote :: The pharmacist at the client:
- Oh no sir, I can not give you arsenic like that, you need a prescription!
- And if I show you the photo of my step-mother, are you?

Subject: Re: Littles jokes Sun 25 Oct 2009, 21:52

Very funny this joke Sarah .

Adu 1010 - Adrian ( host english forum ) king