Now that's something you never want to show to little kids . But I think it's funny.
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Subject: Re: Littles jokes Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:00
Yes, I forgot "prohibited to the children without consent or with his parents ... "tzuchi"
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Subject: Re: Littles jokes Sun 20 Jun 2010, 12:45
Not necessarily words matter, facial expression is everything
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Subject: Re: Littles jokes Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:46
That video is freaking hilarious, i laughed my head off... Hehehe... Some people, really...
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Subject: Re: Littles jokes Wed 23 Jun 2010, 21:20
Jokes during crisis
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Subject: Re: Littles jokes Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:04
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Our young daughter had adopted a stray cat. To my distress, he began to use the back of our new sofa as a scratching post. "Don't worry," my husband reassured me. "I'll have him trained in no time."
I watched for several days as my husband patiently "trained" our new pet. Whenever the cat scratched, my husband deposited him outdoors to teach him a lesson.
The cat learned quickly. For the next 16 years, whenever he wanted to go outside, he scratched the back of the sofa.
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Subject: Re: Littles jokes Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:38
Excelent Roxana !!! Bravo .
Until sunday , Daniel it's in my city Constanta and saturday we meet , a very high heat ( 34 - 35 degrees in Constanta ) .
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Subject: Re: Littles jokes Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:06
Thanks! Very good, enjoy this meeting! Campina is on" fire", too. , but nevertheless I do tennis , my favorite sport,with my girls, every day
I'll wait for Santa
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Subject: Re: Littles jokes Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:08
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There's 1 redhead 1 brunette and 1 blonde. Their all at the NASA space center. The redhead says to the flight technician "I want to go to the moon". The flight technician says she can go tomorrow. The brunette says "I want to go to Mars". He says she can go next week. The blonde says "I want to go to the sun". The flight technician says, "Don't you know you'll burn up?" The blonde says "Well then I'll go at night."
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Subject: Re: Littles jokes Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:16
Very good for you Roxana , football and tennis are my favorite sports .
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Subject: Re: Littles jokes Fri 27 Aug 2010, 00:01
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Marriage Quickies I
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he'll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.
Question: How do most men define marriage? Answer: A very expensive way to get your laundry done.
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
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Subject: Re: Littles jokes Fri 27 Aug 2010, 09:42
"Question: How do most men define marriage? Answer: A very expensive way to get your laundry done."
This one cracked me up... God one Roxana...
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Subject: Re: Littles jokes Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:59
Very good jokes Roxana and Daniel .
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Subject: Re: Littles jokes Sat 28 Aug 2010, 14:23
Thanks, serious
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Subject: Re: Littles jokes Sat 28 Aug 2010, 17:58
You're welcome Bunny
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Subject: Re: Littles jokes Sat 28 Aug 2010, 20:27
Khot1 wrote:
You're welcome Bunny
Who is bunny? Haaaaa, you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Subject: Re: Littles jokes Sat 28 Aug 2010, 20:33
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Marriage Quickies II
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
My wife told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
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Subject: Re: Littles jokes Sun 29 Aug 2010, 10:04
HAHAHAHAHA... The last 3 jokes really cracked me up I was OMGROLF...
Hehehe, thanks Roxana
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Subject: Re: Littles jokes Sun 29 Aug 2010, 16:48
YAW
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A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing isn't as good as it used to be. What should I do?" The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure.
When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question, if she doesn't respond keep moving closer asking the question until she hears you."
The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands fifteen feet behind her and says, "What's for dinner, honey?" He gets no response, so he moves to ten feet behind her and asks again. Still no response, so he moves to five feet. still no answer. Finally he stands directly behind her and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" She replies, "For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN!"
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Subject: Re: Littles jokes Wed 01 Sep 2010, 00:06
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Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled and asks her, "Is something bugging you? You look anxious."
"Well, my boyfriend just lost all his money and life savings in the stock market," she explained.
"Oh, that's too bad," the other girl sympathized. "I'm sure you're feeling sorry for him."
"Yeah, I am," she said. "He'll miss me."
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Subject: Re: Littles jokes Wed 01 Sep 2010, 14:38
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Subject: Re: Littles jokes 
Sat 19 Jun 2010, 13:01
. But I think it's funny.
, but nevertheless I do tennis , my favorite sport,with my girls, every day 
Haaaaa, you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
