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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sun 08 Nov 2009, 15:53

Those are good remarks Roxana, and they are mostly true... Laughing Laughing Laughing Surprised

Very good... cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sun 08 Nov 2009, 15:57

P.S. I need to congratulate you and Adrian:

Congratulations Adrian for the Rank: Above Average

Congratulations Roxana for the Rank: Rookie

So, congrats to both of you... You earned them. cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sun 08 Nov 2009, 16:00

Congratulations for new rank Roxana and thank you very much Daniel . lol!



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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sun 08 Nov 2009, 16:03

Ha ha ha...it's right,Khot
Very Happy Laughing lol!
Thank you for the rank and congratulations,ADU! Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sun 08 Nov 2009, 16:05

Thank you very much Roxana and you're welcome . lol!



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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sun 08 Nov 2009, 16:12

Khot ,you are a little misogynist? Smile Laughing
lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sun 08 Nov 2009, 16:42

Oh, no, not me... I'm only realist... Smile Surprised Laughing
I do agree that men are far from perfect... affraid
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:07

Hello everybody
Roox, you understand women Wink
Here is my joke :
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What is the difference between a policeman and a pressure cooker?
There is none because for both, when they hiss it's done!
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:20

Good joke,Sarah!
I think we find always something about us Smile men's hard sometimes to understand us and is understandable Wink ehee,this makes us special Laughing Don't worry men,you are special to us Wink lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:08

Hello everybody
Here is the joke for today :
Quote :
The inspector of the Ministry of Education asked a candidate iufm:
"Can you give me 3 reasons that motivate you to become a teacher?"
The candidate responds: December, July and August.
Have a good day
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:34

Another very good joke Sarah . Congratulations Sarah !! lol! Laughing Laughing


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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:53

Thank you Adrian
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:43

Hello
Here is the joke of the day :
Quote :
Toto and his mother walk to the grocer. This immediately calls out:
- Madam, you're in luck. For over a month since your son steals an apple
every morning going to school.
The mother became very pale.
Terrified, she turns to Toto:
- No, but you realize what you did? Apples not even washed! You
would have fallen ill.
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:49

Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! Very Happy Really good joke Sarah. Thank you.

P.S. visit my post (Jazz Jackrabbit Let's Play) so you can hear me in some of my videos.
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:27

Hello everybody
Here is the joke of the day :
Quote :
Two crazy people walk. Suddenly they raise their heads to watch a plane.
- Ah, I recognize the President's plane.
- You're crazy, we have seen pass bikers!
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 14 Nov 2009, 10:07

Hello everybody
Here is a little joke
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Emily's mother is not happy.
- Look, milk spilled, but I had you asked to watch your shows.
- But I did, it was exactly 8:10 when the milk was spilled!
Have a good day and a good week-end
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 14 Nov 2009, 17:37

Very good joke Sarah and very good and beautiful weekend for all prizee players . Very Happy



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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 14 Nov 2009, 17:57

Yes Adrian, I think children are very funny. That's why I love caring them Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sun 15 Nov 2009, 11:17

Hello everybody
Here is the joke for today
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A mother tells her son:
-Don 't forget that we are on earth to work.
- Well, then I later I am a sailor!
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sun 15 Nov 2009, 12:00

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."

"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"

"I know all that."

"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"

"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sun 15 Nov 2009, 17:35

That's a good one Roxx Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sun 15 Nov 2009, 17:55

Very good jokes Roxana and Sarah . Laughing lol! Laughing



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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:04

Hello everybody
Here is the joke for today :
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What is the height for a butcher?
Answer: to be a vegetarian
Have a good evening Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:55

Very good joke Sarah . Laughing Laughing


Have a nice day . Very Happy


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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Tue 17 Nov 2009, 02:40

Hello everybody
It's very late or very early in france but it's a new day for me so here is my joke :
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A teacher has told her students:
- Intelligent men are always in doubt. Only fools are always affirmative.
- Are you sure? Asks a student.
- Absolutely sure!
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