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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:16

Good joke ,Sarah! Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Mon 26 Oct 2009, 00:16

Great joke Sarah. Thank you. Smile
And now you have seen my surprise... Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:11

Bad news in Prizee .
From this day on Prizee Classic no longer give experience in the secrets games . Sad
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Welcome to english forum for one very good french player Manu . ( Manuzboss ) . lol!



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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Mon 26 Oct 2009, 20:22

Freaking.... Hell... Yeah.... No more experience from Secret Games...
Yeah... another GREAT decision... by Prizee... Evil or Very Mad

Oh well... Crying or Very sad
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:11

Sarah,where is the joke ,for today? Crying or Very sad
Well...let's be optimistic! Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:31

I think it's interesting site .


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Here interesting site . Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Thu 05 Nov 2009, 22:52

"Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it’s H to O." Laughing Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Fri 06 Nov 2009, 00:19

That's a really good Joke Roxana. Thanks !!! cheers Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Fri 06 Nov 2009, 03:48

Excelent joke Roxana . Laughing Very Happy Laughing cheers lol!


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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Fri 06 Nov 2009, 11:12

Hi everybody
Sorry for my absence. I worked and I was very tired at night, but I've not forgotten you Wink
Here is the joke of the day
Quote :
Why do divers dive they always back and never forward ?
- Because if they fall into the boat.
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Fri 06 Nov 2009, 12:19

Hey, welcome back.
We sure missed you, we were wondering why you did not enter the forum for some time.
Welcome back...

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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Fri 06 Nov 2009, 12:28

Thank you very much
I missed you too Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Fri 06 Nov 2009, 12:36

I really hope that you can join the Khot1's Challenge on Sunday at 06.00 PM Prizee time.
You never played !!! Smile

I think you might like it !!! cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Fri 06 Nov 2009, 12:54

OK. I'll try it this week-end Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Fri 06 Nov 2009, 16:49

I am very glad you came back here on the forum, i missed and i still expect us delight in those very nice jokes and especially your presence on this forum. Very Happy lol!


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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Fri 06 Nov 2009, 17:32

Thank you very much Adrian
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Fri 06 Nov 2009, 17:52

You're welcome Sarah . You deserve this words . Very Happy



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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Fri 06 Nov 2009, 19:02

Welcome back,Sarah Smile We missed you and your jokes.I found last night a joke,but...isn't the same thing as when you posted... Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Fri 06 Nov 2009, 19:19

Hi Roxx !
Thank you but your joke is funny too and it's not my topic so everybody can post jokes Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Fri 06 Nov 2009, 19:42

I know ...was a complement for you Smile ...well,I don't know if I will be here Sunday for Khot1's Challenge,I wish you luck,especially you Sarah,because is the first time when you play Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Fri 06 Nov 2009, 20:07

Don't worry,for me isn't something new that I seem a difficult person (and to my way of expression)...but when you really get to know me ,certainly you will get to love me... Smile
lol!
Kisses for all! Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 07 Nov 2009, 20:36

"Bill Gates goes to purgatory.
St. Peter says, “Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go”.

First, St. Peter shows Bill an image of Hell with beautiful women running on beaches. Then, St Peter shows Bill an image of Heaven with robed angels playing harps on clouds. Bill chooses Hell.

About a week later, St. Peter checks in on Bill in Hell and finds him being whipped by demons.
Bill says to St. Peter, “What happened to all the beautiful women and the beaches?”
St. Peter replies, “That was just the screen saver.”"
Have a good week-end!
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 07 Nov 2009, 21:21

Very good joke Roxana . Laughing Laughing Laughing


Have a nice weekend for you Roxana . lol! Very Happy


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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 07 Nov 2009, 21:32

Thank you,Adrian! Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sun 08 Nov 2009, 13:30

"Woman's translations
The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want

The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want

The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You'll pay for this later

The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain

The wife says: Sure... go ahead
The wife means: I don't want you to

The wife says: I'n not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron

The wife says: You're ... so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot

The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.

The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!

The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.

The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.

The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.

The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.

The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.

The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]

The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No

The wife says: No
The wife means: No

The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No

The wife says: I'm sorry
The wife means: You'll be sorry

The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it

The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.

The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him

The wife says: I'm not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!

In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.

The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.

The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot.

The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.
The wife means: I'm still building up steam."
It's just a joke Very Happy
Have a sunny day!
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