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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 19 Jun 2010, 13:01

Hehehe, Happy Tree Friends...
These sick and perverted cartoons always crack me up...
Witch is weird, but fun !!! cheers Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:40

Now that's something you never want to show to little kids Very Happy. But I think it's funny.
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 19 Jun 2010, 22:00

Yes, I forgot "prohibited to the children without consent or with his parents ... "tzuchi" Laughing Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sun 20 Jun 2010, 12:45






Not necessarily words matter, facial expression is everything Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:46

That video is freaking hilarious, i laughed my head off... Hehehe... Some people, really... affraid cheers Laughing Laughing Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Wed 23 Jun 2010, 21:20



Jokes during crisis Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:04

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Our young daughter had adopted a stray cat. To my distress, he began to use the back of our new sofa as a scratching post. "Don't worry," my husband reassured me. "I'll have him trained in no time."

I watched for several days as my husband patiently "trained" our new pet. Whenever the cat scratched, my husband deposited him outdoors to teach him a lesson.

The cat learned quickly. For the next 16 years, whenever he wanted to go outside, he scratched the back of the sofa.

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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:38

Excelent Roxana !!! Bravo . Laughing Laughing cheers


Until sunday , Daniel it's in my city Constanta and saturday we meet , a very high heat ( 34 - 35 degrees in Constanta ) .cheers Very Happy



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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:06

Thanks! Smile Very good, enjoy this meeting! Very Happy bounce
Campina is on" fire", too. sunny afro , but nevertheless I do tennis , my favorite sport,with my girls, every day Basketball cheers Very Happy

I'll wait for Santa santa Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:08

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There's 1 redhead 1 brunette and 1 blonde. Their all at the NASA space center. The redhead says to the flight technician "I want to go to the moon". The flight technician says she can go tomorrow. The brunette says "I want to go to Mars". He says she can go next week. The blonde says "I want to go to the sun". The flight technician says, "Don't you know you'll burn up?" The blonde says "Well then I'll go at night."


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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:16

Very good for you Roxana , football and tennis are my favorite sports . Very Happy sunny Basketball

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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Fri 27 Aug 2010, 00:01

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Marriage Quickies I

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he'll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.

Question: How do most men define marriage?
Answer: A very expensive way to get your laundry done.

Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Fri 27 Aug 2010, 09:42

"Question: How do most men define marriage?
Answer: A very expensive way to get your laundry done."

This one cracked me up... God one Roxana... Laughing Laughing Laughing Shocked What a Face What a Face affraid

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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:59

Very good jokes Roxana and Daniel . Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Fri 27 Aug 2010, 17:37

We can say, you are welcome, I and the ...bunny Laughing Laughing tongue



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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Fri 27 Aug 2010, 19:46

Nice jokes, cat Very Happy.
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 28 Aug 2010, 14:23

Thanks, serious tongue Very Happy


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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 28 Aug 2010, 17:58

You're welcome Bunny albino

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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 28 Aug 2010, 20:27

Khot1 wrote:
You're welcome Bunny albino


Who is bunny? Suspect Haaaaa, you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Laughing Laughing Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 28 Aug 2010, 20:33

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Marriage Quickies II

When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

My wife told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got two girlfriends.

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.



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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sun 29 Aug 2010, 10:04

HAHAHAHAHA... The last 3 jokes really cracked me up I was OMGROLF...

Hehehe, thanks Roxana Rolling Eyes

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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sun 29 Aug 2010, 16:48

YAW Rolling Eyes tongue

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing isn't as good as it used to be. What should I do?" The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure.

When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question, if she doesn't respond keep moving closer asking the question until she hears you."

The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands fifteen feet behind her and says, "What's for dinner, honey?" He gets no response, so he moves to ten feet behind her and asks again. Still no response, so he moves to five feet. still no answer. Finally he stands directly behind her and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" She replies, "For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN!"


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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Wed 01 Sep 2010, 00:06

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Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled and asks her, "Is something bugging you? You look anxious."

"Well, my boyfriend just lost all his money and life savings in the stock market," she explained.

"Oh, that's too bad," the other girl sympathized. "I'm sure you're feeling sorry for him."

"Yeah, I am," she said. "He'll miss me."



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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Wed 01 Sep 2010, 14:38

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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Wed 01 Sep 2010, 22:23

OMG, good jokes as always! Very Happy
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