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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Fri 23 Oct 2009, 15:23

Hello,
New joke
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A young man looking for a job. It comes in a company and was told:
- You are hired at minimum wage at the beginning, but you can earn much more later.
- In that case, replied the guy, I prefer to return to this point.
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 24 Oct 2009, 13:33

Hello everybody
A new joke for this week-end :
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Monday at the workshop, a young apprentice complained to his colleague:
- I'm tired of this world of individualists. Nobody is prepared to lift a finger to help others ...
- What makes you say that? asks another.
- Look, this weekend, my brother came to eat at home. As I must fix my Peugeot, I asked him "You could not pay me 100 euro so I can get my scooter?". Well, you believe me if you want, this rotten could have denied me!
And the colleague:
- I warn you right away: I too am a rotten!
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 24 Oct 2009, 13:37

Hi,friends!
Very good ,Sarah! Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 24 Oct 2009, 15:02

Hi all friends

Very good joke Sarah . After this jokes it's a very good weekend . Very Happy



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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 24 Oct 2009, 15:23

You're right,Adrian...often simple things that give meaning things seem complex apparently Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 24 Oct 2009, 15:26

Sorry,don't know if expressed correctly,I hope you understend me:)
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 24 Oct 2009, 15:44

Yes I understand you. I'll try to change it Wink
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Monday at the workshop, a young apprentice complained to his colleague:
- I'm tired of this world of individualists. Nobody is prepared to lift a finger to help others ...
- What makes you say that? asks another.
- Look, this weekend, my brother came to eat at home. As I must fix my scooter, I asked him "Can you give me 100 euros because I need repare my scooter?". Well, you believe me if you want, this rotten did not help me!
And the colleague:
- I warn you right away: I am a rotten too!
Is it better ?
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 24 Oct 2009, 15:46

It's ok , i understand very well Sarah .


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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 24 Oct 2009, 15:51

Great !
I'm very sorry of my english witch is not very good Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 24 Oct 2009, 15:54

I mean that a good joke can change for the better day Smile and this joke is good ,Sarah!

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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 24 Oct 2009, 15:57

No problem Sarah , you speak english very well .


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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 24 Oct 2009, 16:01

Roxx i said the jokes you change the day , well, as a compliment to the best jokes you write on this forum Sarah , and Roxx was referring to what i said . Very Happy


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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 24 Oct 2009, 16:01

No problem ,Sarah ,seriously!
I have a problem with english is why I say I hope you understand me Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 24 Oct 2009, 17:22

We can understand you just fine, don't you worry about it. And great Jokes Sarah... As always.
I'm sorry for not being able to enter the forum so much these past few days, but I've ben really busy, you have no idea... Sad

Oh, well, perhaps tomorrow Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 24 Oct 2009, 18:33

I love this forum. I love you I can progress in english and chat with very nices people. It's very pleasant.
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 24 Oct 2009, 18:39

With so nice and kind people like you Sarah and Roxx is very normal to be so nice to participate in discussions on this forum. Congratulations to Robs and Khot because they made possible, there, this excelent forum. lol! Laughing



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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 24 Oct 2009, 21:01

You are more than welcome. It was all for you... Very Happy
And we will keep on working to make sure this forum becomes even more well known... Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sun 25 Oct 2009, 03:04

An interesting news , on the french forum says that, as of 1 october not longer valid missions, i did in those days, 4 missions, a new player and are very good. So not correct what he said. Mission soup is not , otherwise , other missions can be. This is reality . Wink



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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sun 25 Oct 2009, 10:06

I'm agree with you,Sarah,I try to progress in english and I like this forum because you are very nice people and I identify with you Smile
Although little time has passed since I joined the forum,I love you,all Embarassed Smile
Have a nice day!Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sun 25 Oct 2009, 11:58

Yes, great people on this forum. Hopefully more will come. Smile

Adrian, congrats on your new Rank: Novice !!! Smile Very Happy
You are progressing very fast.
P.S. I calculated that it would take about 2 months, if you enter daily and post here, to reach the final Rank: Forum Legend. (that's 1000+ posts)
Perhaps if many players reach that Rank I'll make a couple more Ranks. Smile

P.S.S. I have a surprise for all of you today !!! Surprised

Khot1 lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sun 25 Oct 2009, 20:59

Whitch surprise? I am eager to know !
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sun 25 Oct 2009, 21:06

Surprise , it's a second edition on this game Khot1's Challenge . Wednesday at 7 PM Prizee time , it's first day on this game .


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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sun 25 Oct 2009, 21:08

OK. I seed that and I'll play as often as possible Very Happy
Now, I'm going look for the joke of the day Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sun 25 Oct 2009, 21:44

As promised, the long awaited joke Laughing
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The pharmacist at the client:
- Oh no sir, I can not give you arsenic like that, you need a prescription!
- And if I show you the photo of my step-mother, are you?


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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sun 25 Oct 2009, 21:52

Very funny this joke Sarah . Laughing



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