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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Wed 18 Nov 2009, 10:48

Hello !
Another joke :
Quote :
Two fools walk in the street, one of them said:
- Look over there the driver was parked as a foot, he is completely on the sidewalk!
Another crazy replied:
- Obviously it's feet on the sidewalk!
I feel a little alone here. Nobody have jokes ? Crying or Very sad
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Wed 18 Nov 2009, 12:42

No ,Sarah,you are not alone Smile
Very good joke,have a nice day,too! Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Wed 18 Nov 2009, 21:37

You are not alone Sarah, know that you are never alone here... Smile
You can take my word on that... Very Happy

It's just that, well, me personally, I don't have that much time to search for jokes and post them here, please understand.
Anyway, i don't think that I'd post better jokes than you. So, just know that you are not alone !!! Smile

I've been working the third shift at work, so I'm really tired these days, Sleep so don't get upset. !!! Smile

Be happy !!! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Thu 19 Nov 2009, 13:38

<A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the checkup, the doctor took the wife aside and told her, "If you don't do the following, your husband will lose his will to live and surely die."

Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood.
At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.
For dinner, fix especially nice meals selected from his favorite foods and don't burden him with household chores or problems.
Make love with him several times a week and satisfy his every sexual whim. On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her.
She replied, "You're going to die.">
It's just a joke Laughing lol!
Have a nice day! Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:47

That's a good one Roxana. Really good... Very Happy Very Happy Laughing Laughing

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:51

Hello everybody
I'm happy not be alone bounce
Roxx, your joke is excellent !
Here is mine :
Quote :
Two babies are napping in the same bed.
- "You're a boy or a girl?" asked one of the two infants.
- "I do not know ..."
- "Wait, I'll watch."
The baby raises the sheets and does a quick examination.
- "You're a girl," he said, lowering the sheet. "It you put the pink slippers".
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Thu 19 Nov 2009, 23:58

Very good this jokes Sarah and Roxana . bounce Laughing Very Happy


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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:12

Thank you,Sarah and ADu! Smile
Very good joke ,Sarah Laughing Very Happy lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Fri 20 Nov 2009, 13:10

Hello everybody
Thank you Roxx and Adrian Wink
Here is my contribution for today :
Quote :
A woman comes into the kitchen and sees her husband with a fly swatter ...
- What are you doing?
He replied:
- I hunt flies ...
- Have you killed one?
- Yes, 3 males, 2 females
Intrigued, she asked:
- How do you know the difference between females and males?
He replied:
- 3 were on the can of beer, 2 on the phone.
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 21 Nov 2009, 19:34

Hello everybody
Here is my joke of the day :
Quote :
A man is in hospital with head wrapped in a solid pack. The nurse said:
- My dear sir, your wife must miss you ...
The man replies:
- Usually yes, but this time she had me.
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:08

Hello everybody
Today, I decide to post a video for change.
It's a video of cats in stranges situations :

Enjoy and have a good day
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sun 22 Nov 2009, 18:18

Speaking of videos... This video is pretty popular at the moment.
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Mon 23 Nov 2009, 12:01

Hello everybody
Robs, it's a funny video
Here is my joke :
Quote :
For its birthday, Marine has received a delightful dinner service for her dolls.
Also calls she often her friends to show them. One day before a new partner, she carefully washed the cups and tiny saucers.
The guest enthuses:
- You know the dishes. Marine!
- Yes, "replied the little girl seriously and then I towel because I have not a husband yet.
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:57

Hello
I hope everybody is fine Wink
Here is a joke :
Quote :
A crazy man plays with a box of matches ... He tries to light up, but it does not work ... Another: It's still not working ... Still another: It is not always good ... Finally, one of them lit: It blows: Pfoouufff, I'm not crazy, this one I care!
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:59

Hello everybody
Here is a new joke :
Quote :
It is the story of a young and beautiful princess, independent and confident, which meets one day a frog on the edge of a pond.
The frog said to the princess:
- A witch gave me a lot. Before, I was the eldest son of a powerful king. A kiss from you and I turn into a prince, and we can marry and we'll go to the castle where I find my mother, me and you prepare good meals and you bring up our children and you will make the conversation to my mother when I go to war ... etc.
The evening of that day with the meal, the princess laughed and said aloud:
- No, not really, I do not think so ... and it tasted frog legs.
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Thu 26 Nov 2009, 09:52

Hello everybody
Here is my joke for today.
I hope it will be understanding
Quote :
A prisoner of a penitentiary hard debating with a new companion cell:
- I've taken 10 years for fraud, and you?
- Me 20 years for first aid.
- Stop it, you kidding, no one has taken 20 years for first aid, not even a year!
- Yes, yes: my stepmother was bleeding from the nose, so I gave him a tourniquet around the neck to stop the bleeding.
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:07

Hello everybody
Here is a new joke :
Quote :
At the opera:
- Dad, what is the man who frightened the lady doing great
gestures?
- It does not scare him, the conductor.
- Why the lady, she cries.
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:46

Hi,good joke Sarah! Smile
Another little joke Smile
<<Computer Users


Computer users are divided into three types:

Novice, Intermediate and Expert.

Novice Users - People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.

Intermediate Users - People who don't know how to fix their computer after they've just pressed a key that broke it.

Expert Users - People who press the keys that break other people's computers.>>
Have a nice day!Kisses Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 28 Nov 2009, 00:00

ROXX I know a lot of "Novices" Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 28 Nov 2009, 00:28

Congratulations for this jokes Sarah and Roxana . Very good jokes . Very Happy Laughing lol!


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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 28 Nov 2009, 10:10

I think I'm in the "Expert" category !!! Very Happy Very Happy Razz Smile Smile Smile Laughing Laughing Laughing

Great jokes here. !!! jocolor
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 28 Nov 2009, 10:20

Hello
Very good joke Roxx Wink
Here is mine :
Quote :
- Put me in prison, said a man who has just entered, breathless, in a police station, I fired revolver shots at my wife.
- Is she dead? questioned one of the officers.
- If she was dead, "replied the man, do you think I need to take refuge here?
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 28 Nov 2009, 10:47

Hello everybody !!!
Today, I decided to post a video. Very Happy Smile
It's a video about the "Real Romania". I'll try and post an sort of translation for Non-Romanian players here. :



An attempt at translation of the above video:
- Beginning: "The Real Romania, funny pictures and posts."
- First picture: "Today, we don't serve Hungarian people !!!"
- Next picture: "The 3-rd Floor moved to the 2-nd Floor"
- Next picture: "S-perm is food"
- Next picture: "The "dick" action"
- Next picture: "Adrian Copilul Minune (an stupid guy that made his own...) jeans"
- Next picture: "Anal Tour" (well, you can understand this one)
- Next picture: "Private property, please don't enter." Below it writes: "Mister bungler! I'll kill you. You won't get away. If you wish to remain alive don't come again."
- Next picture: no need for translation...
- Next picture: "Please don't take the stick witch we use to push the garbage around. Thank you"
- Next picture: Dacia Car (old, car from Romania) with BMW sign...
- Next picture: how the hell did he get that horse in that car ???
- Next picture: "In case you are unsatisfied with your neighbors please don't refer to methods that disintegrate the human being: vomiting on the windows, throwing poo on the doors, purpose flooding."
- Next picture: Ceausescu picture: "I'll be right there in 5 minutes"
- Next picture: no need for translation...
- Next picture: no need for translation..
- Next picture: "For sale: call that number !!!"
- Next picture: no need for translation..
- Next picture: really, really no need for translation..
- Next picture: "But chicks barber !!!"
- Next picture: "No smoking area !!!" and below: "Smoking area !!!"
- Next picture: "Dick" (that's it)
- Next picture: no need for translation..
- Next picture: "Please use toilet paper (ask for it at the bar). Don't wipe your poo on the walls."
- Next picture: "Dick Hotel"
- Next picture: no need for translation..
- Next picture: "Please preserve the silence and keep clean between the hours..." and below is written: "In the rest, make dirt and noise !!!"
- Next picture: no need for translation..
- Next picture: no need for translation..
- Next picture: "Tomorrow we'll have balls (eggs) " !!!
- Next picture: "A crap tone of presents. Look under the seat. Coka-Cola"
- Next picture: "The leaders of Sector 3." and below: "We're watching you !!!"
- Next picture: Look above. It says "Rudolf"... Very Happy
- Next picture: "We'll fix UFO's. Anything you need right here."
- Next picture: "1 place reserved right here."
- Next picture: there is no way I can translate this, not even in Romanian, it's just wrong... Smile
- Next picture: "The "needs" are to be taken in the toilet, not next to it. Please try and aim for the "hole". The toilet paper should not be thrown in the garbage. You can only throw the "Always Ultra" absorbents there. Wrap them, of course"
- Next picture: this is just wrongly written all over the place.
- Next picture: no need for translation..
- Next picture: no need for translation..
- Next picture: no need for translation..
- Next picture: no need for translation..
- Next picture: "We'll buy hair !!!"
- Next picture: "The repair shop moved in the back of the stadium. Ask for "Gogu"
- Next picture: I don't understand this one.
- Next picture: I don't understand this one.
- Next picture: no need for translation..

That's it. Hope you have time to read all of this. It's funny as hell. Very Happy Smile
And hope you all enjoy this little clip. Very Happy Laughing


Enjoy and have a good day
lol!


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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 28 Nov 2009, 11:52

Very....very good,I like this video Laughing bounce lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Sat 28 Nov 2009, 14:01

Hahah That's a good one Khot1. Latvians even have a special site for this kind of stuff. It is called MillionReasonsWhyLatviaIsTheBestCountryInTheWorld.com and Americans have FailBlog.org.
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