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PostSubject: Littles jokes   Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:40

Hi !
I thought we could tell jokes to relax. Here's one:
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A young woman announces to her husband:
- Honey, I have great news for you. Very soon we will be three.
The husband was overjoyed with tears in his eyes, he exulted.
His wife said:
- I am glad that you take it like that. Mom comes to live at home tomorrow.
Have a good day

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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:34

Very funny this joke Sarah , for me it's very ok all jokes . Why not ? It's very normal . lol! Laughing



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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:36

Very good idea about this post. And congratulation for both of you, I see you now have obtained your second Rank here: "Beginner"
Congratulations again. You need 30 posts to react the next Rank... Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:43

Thank you very much Daniel . Very Happy



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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:47

Thank you very much to you.
Great, I still progressing through the ranks !
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:22

Hello to all !
Here is the joke of the day :
Quote :
A citizen enters a pet shop.
Seller:
- "Hello sir, do you want me to show you my new acquisition?"
The citizen replied:
- "Of course!
Seller:
- "Here are my new musical parrot. When you pull on his left foot, he sings a success "Elton John". When you pull on his right paw, he sings "The Beatles".
Citizen:
- "But if I pull on both legs at the same time what is happening?"
The parrot replied sharply:
- "I fall, idiot !"
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Tue 20 Oct 2009, 21:16

Another very good joke , thank you Sarah . lol!



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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Tue 20 Oct 2009, 21:33

Thank you Adrian
I tried to translate them from french. I hope they are understandables.
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Tue 20 Oct 2009, 21:35

Yes Sarah i understand very well , no problem . Very Happy


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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Tue 20 Oct 2009, 21:49

I know this joke in Latvian too!
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Tue 20 Oct 2009, 21:49

Yes, another great Joke. cheers

And Adrian I just noticed that you have obtained your Third Rank here: Inexperienced !!!
Congrats... Very good !!!

And Sarah, you are so close to obtaining your Third rank as well !!!
Ah, progression !!!

Congratulations...

Khot1 lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Tue 20 Oct 2009, 21:54

Thank you very much Daniel , this is 4 rank , but another 21 ranks to come . Very Happy


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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Tue 20 Oct 2009, 21:57

Damn... Sad I've been searching the Web for like 5 Hours to find something...
I did not find it... I'm so upset... !!!

If you know the game: Warcraft III The Frozen Throne (strategy game)... Ok
I've been searching for the addon for this game, the addon that will give me the possibility to play the continuation of the Bonus Mission (The Founding of Durothar, bonus Orks mission), meaning that I already have the 1-st level of this mission, and I was searching for the Second and Third levels in this Mission... They are hard to find... What the Hell !!! ??? Sad

Yeah... sorry about that... perhaps you can help me... I know that this is not the right place to ask this, but seriously I'm out of ideas... I've tried about 7 addons up until now and all of them ended up just crashing my game... Sad

Any ideas... ??? Anybody !!! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Tue 20 Oct 2009, 22:22

Never mind, I found it... Smile Happy, happy, happy, joy, joy, joy !!! Smile Very Happy

Khot1 here cheers (Victory, after 6 hours of searching) WOW
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Tue 20 Oct 2009, 22:25

Sorry for delay , here solution .
cheers


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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:17

Hello !
Here is the joke of the day :
Quote :
A doctor advised his patient :
- The night before sleeping, leave your worries at the foot of your bed
- But I can't doctor, my wife will never agree sleeping on the floor !
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:01

Very good this joke Sarah , thank you for this jokes . Laughing



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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:49

Wow, great Joke. And Adrian I really like your Avatar, sorry I did not make it for you today, but I was really busy, and so I am tomorrow. I'll tell you more perhaps tomorrow...

The basic thing is that Daniel Iancu (the one who sings "Vine valul Imi ia calul") you might have heard of him (if not search for him on Youtube), well he will be coming to stay at us for 1 or 2 days, tomorrow... He is a good friend of the family, so we have to be prepared. He will give a concert here, in Campina tomorrow evening, so today I pretty much had 0 free time... Sorry. Please understand !!! Smile

Khot1 here...

P.S> Roxx congratulation for your First Rank as well !!! Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:33

This is great news for you Daniel , this concert .

You want fun, i hope well have fun and tell us , how it was. jocolor lol!


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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Thu 22 Oct 2009, 07:13

Thanks! Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:38

Well, perhaps I'll post some small parts of his concert on my account on Youtube so you can see for yourself...

I won't really get to see all of his concert because I have to go to work... (2-nd shift) Neutral , but it will be filmed.
I will get to the concert at about 11.00 PM Romanian time because I'm at work up until then... Sad

I'll have fun... Khot1 lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Thu 22 Oct 2009, 18:47

Ok , i understand Daniel , of 2-nd shift this is no good for you , but this is work program . So , i go to your page Overmind in Youtube to watch this concert . cheers


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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Thu 22 Oct 2009, 20:27

Hi,
here is the joke of the day :
Quote :
A monkey enters in a bar and asks the Barmann
Do you have bananas?
No, we don't have bananas.
Do you have bananas?
No, we don't
Do you have bananas?
No, are you deaf or something! If you ask me again if I have bananas, I'll nail your tongue on the counter!!
Do you have nails?
-No.
Do you have bananas?
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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Thu 22 Oct 2009, 20:31

This is very good joke Sarah Laughing , after bad news about prizee .

Thank you because you manage to make us to laugh . Wink Very Happy


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PostSubject: Re: Littles jokes   Thu 22 Oct 2009, 21:37

Yes I try. I think we are all here to have good times Wink
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