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Puce2207 Bronze 4
Posts : 92 Join date : 2009-10-18 Age : 41 Location : Lost in my dreams
| Subject: Littles jokes Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:40 | |
| Hi ! I thought we could tell jokes to relax. Here's one: - Quote :
- A young woman announces to her husband:
- Honey, I have great news for you. Very soon we will be three. The husband was overjoyed with tears in his eyes, he exulted. His wife said: - I am glad that you take it like that. Mom comes to live at home tomorrow. Have a good day
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adu1010 Grand Master Supreme
Posts : 12366 Join date : 2009-10-09 Age : 54 Location : Constanta , Roumania
| Subject: Re: Littles jokes Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:34 | |
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Khot1 Diamond 2
Posts : 1365 Join date : 2009-10-08 Age : 37 Location : Campina, Romania
| Subject: Re: Littles jokes Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:36 | |
| Very good idea about this post. And congratulation for both of you, I see you now have obtained your second Rank here: "Beginner" Congratulations again. You need 30 posts to react the next Rank... | |
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adu1010 Grand Master Supreme
Posts : 12366 Join date : 2009-10-09 Age : 54 Location : Constanta , Roumania
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Puce2207 Bronze 4
Posts : 92 Join date : 2009-10-18 Age : 41 Location : Lost in my dreams
| Subject: Re: Littles jokes Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:47 | |
| Thank you very much to you. Great, I still progressing through the ranks ! | |
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Puce2207 Bronze 4
Posts : 92 Join date : 2009-10-18 Age : 41 Location : Lost in my dreams
| Subject: Re: Littles jokes Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:22 | |
| Hello to all ! Here is the joke of the day : - Quote :
- A citizen enters a pet shop.
Seller: - "Hello sir, do you want me to show you my new acquisition?" The citizen replied: - "Of course! Seller: - "Here are my new musical parrot. When you pull on his left foot, he sings a success "Elton John". When you pull on his right paw, he sings "The Beatles". Citizen: - "But if I pull on both legs at the same time what is happening?" The parrot replied sharply: - "I fall, idiot !" Have a good day | |
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adu1010 Grand Master Supreme
Posts : 12366 Join date : 2009-10-09 Age : 54 Location : Constanta , Roumania
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Puce2207 Bronze 4
Posts : 92 Join date : 2009-10-18 Age : 41 Location : Lost in my dreams
| Subject: Re: Littles jokes Tue 20 Oct 2009, 21:33 | |
| Thank you Adrian I tried to translate them from french. I hope they are understandables. | |
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adu1010 Grand Master Supreme
Posts : 12366 Join date : 2009-10-09 Age : 54 Location : Constanta , Roumania
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Robs999 Platinum 2
Posts : 665 Join date : 2009-10-08 Location : Latvia, Talsi
| Subject: Re: Littles jokes Tue 20 Oct 2009, 21:49 | |
| I know this joke in Latvian too! | |
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Khot1 Diamond 2
Posts : 1365 Join date : 2009-10-08 Age : 37 Location : Campina, Romania
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adu1010 Grand Master Supreme
Posts : 12366 Join date : 2009-10-09 Age : 54 Location : Constanta , Roumania
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Khot1 Diamond 2
Posts : 1365 Join date : 2009-10-08 Age : 37 Location : Campina, Romania
| Subject: Re: Littles jokes Tue 20 Oct 2009, 21:57 | |
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Khot1 Diamond 2
Posts : 1365 Join date : 2009-10-08 Age : 37 Location : Campina, Romania
| Subject: Re: Littles jokes Tue 20 Oct 2009, 22:22 | |
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adu1010 Grand Master Supreme
Posts : 12366 Join date : 2009-10-09 Age : 54 Location : Constanta , Roumania
| Subject: Re: Littles jokes Tue 20 Oct 2009, 22:25 | |
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Puce2207 Bronze 4
Posts : 92 Join date : 2009-10-18 Age : 41 Location : Lost in my dreams
| Subject: Re: Littles jokes Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:17 | |
| Hello ! Here is the joke of the day : - Quote :
- A doctor advised his patient :
- The night before sleeping, leave your worries at the foot of your bed - But I can't doctor, my wife will never agree sleeping on the floor ! Have a good day | |
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adu1010 Grand Master Supreme
Posts : 12366 Join date : 2009-10-09 Age : 54 Location : Constanta , Roumania
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Khot1 Diamond 2
Posts : 1365 Join date : 2009-10-08 Age : 37 Location : Campina, Romania
| Subject: Re: Littles jokes Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:49 | |
| Wow, great Joke. And Adrian I really like your Avatar, sorry I did not make it for you today, but I was really busy, and so I am tomorrow. I'll tell you more perhaps tomorrow... The basic thing is that Daniel Iancu (the one who sings "Vine valul Imi ia calul") you might have heard of him (if not search for him on Youtube), well he will be coming to stay at us for 1 or 2 days, tomorrow... He is a good friend of the family, so we have to be prepared. He will give a concert here, in Campina tomorrow evening, so today I pretty much had 0 free time... Sorry. Please understand !!! Khot1 here... P.S> Roxx congratulation for your First Rank as well !!! | |
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adu1010 Grand Master Supreme
Posts : 12366 Join date : 2009-10-09 Age : 54 Location : Constanta , Roumania
| Subject: Re: Littles jokes Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:33 | |
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ROXX Platinum 2
Posts : 636 Join date : 2009-10-10 Age : 38 Location : Romania
| Subject: Re: Littles jokes Thu 22 Oct 2009, 07:13 | |
| Thanks! | |
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Khot1 Diamond 2
Posts : 1365 Join date : 2009-10-08 Age : 37 Location : Campina, Romania
| Subject: Re: Littles jokes Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:38 | |
| Well, perhaps I'll post some small parts of his concert on my account on Youtube so you can see for yourself... I won't really get to see all of his concert because I have to go to work... (2-nd shift) , but it will be filmed. I will get to the concert at about 11.00 PM Romanian time because I'm at work up until then... I'll have fun... Khot1 | |
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adu1010 Grand Master Supreme
Posts : 12366 Join date : 2009-10-09 Age : 54 Location : Constanta , Roumania
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Puce2207 Bronze 4
Posts : 92 Join date : 2009-10-18 Age : 41 Location : Lost in my dreams
| Subject: Re: Littles jokes Thu 22 Oct 2009, 20:27 | |
| Hi, here is the joke of the day : - Quote :
- A monkey enters in a bar and asks the Barmann
Do you have bananas? No, we don't have bananas. Do you have bananas? No, we don't Do you have bananas? No, are you deaf or something! If you ask me again if I have bananas, I'll nail your tongue on the counter!! Do you have nails? -No. Do you have bananas? | |
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adu1010 Grand Master Supreme
Posts : 12366 Join date : 2009-10-09 Age : 54 Location : Constanta , Roumania
| Subject: Re: Littles jokes Thu 22 Oct 2009, 20:31 | |
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Puce2207 Bronze 4
Posts : 92 Join date : 2009-10-18 Age : 41 Location : Lost in my dreams
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